The Ultimate Anti-Health Plan
Date: 14 December 2007
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Tags: eating habits, The Ultimate Anti-Health Plan, reasons to overeat, body, health, YouTube, brain, caffeine, fat burning, dehydration, cake, ready meals, obesity, negative thinking, burgers, Anti-Health, behaviour, emotions, Britain, chips, energy, Videos, pre-packaged meals, blood pressure, petecohen.tv, fast food, unhealthy diet, overeating, depression, processed food, Weight-loss-humour, nutrition, food, obesity epidemic, calories, funny, silly diets, Websites-to-Visit, fat storing, metabolism, Weight-loss-Program, digestion, Weight Loss, Weight-loss-spoof
The sad thing is how many people seem to follow this program religiously. Good luck in your efforts to defeat the Evil Anti-Health ministry!
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, and so on.
Hope that helps.
And, as previously mentioned: We, at the Imperial Ministry, have recently outlined plans to increase education by creating more of these motivational news-reels, we will distribute them on the interweb.
We are keen to receive any suggestions you have for Anti-Health Policies, so please add a comment below to make a suggestion or two...
Thank You.
Edward.P.Nehoc.